To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (55201 ) 10/11/1998 8:43:00 PM From: Kenneth R Miller Respond to of 58727
OT.. the following authored by a very young person: Who scratched my car? >>Aren't children fun? >> >>--- Somewhere in America, next week: >>Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. >>Son: What's up, Dad? >>D: There's a scratch down the side of the car. >>Did you do it? >>S: I don't believe, if I understand the definition of >>"scratch the car", that I can say, truthfully, that I scratched the car. >>D: Well, it wasn't there yesterday, and you drove the car last night, >>And no one else has driven it since. How can you explain the scratch? >>S: Well, as I've said before, I have no recollection of scratching >>the car. While it is true that I did take the car out last night, I did >>not scratch it. >>D: But your sister, Monica, has told me she saw you back the car >>against the mailbox at the end of the driveway, heard a loud scraping >>sound, saw you get out to examine the car, and then drive away. So >>again I'll ask you, yes or no, did you scratch the car? >>S: Oh, you mean you think you have evidence to prove I scratched it. >>Well, you see, I understood you to mean did "I" scratch the car. I >>stand by my earlier statement, that I did not scratch the car. >>D: Are you trying to tell me you didn't drive the car into the >>mailbox? >>S: Well, you see sir, I was trying to drive the car into the street. I >>mishandled the steering of the car, and it resulted in direct contact with >>the mailbox, though that was clearly not my intent. >>D: So you are then saying that you did hit the mailbox? >>S: No sir, that's not my statement. I'll refer you back to my >>original statement that I did not scratch the car. >>D: But the car did hit the mailbox, and the car did get scratched as a >>result of this contact? >>S: Well, yes, I suppose you could look at it that way. >>D: So you lied to me when you said you did not scratch the car? >>S: No. No, that's not correct. Your question was "Did I scratch the >>car?" From a strict legal definition, as I understood the meaning of that >>sentence, I did not scratch the car... the mailbox did... I was merely >>present when the scratching occurred. So my answer of "No" when you asked >>"Did I scratch the car" was legally correct, although I did not volunteer >>information. >>D: Where did you learn to talk like a complete idiot? >>S: From The President of the United States.