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To: The Osprey who wrote (2664)	10/11/1998 8:38:00 PM
From: Apex	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4201

No service in the barracks: A young lady gets a new job as a secretary to a retired Army Major. One day she is asked to take dictation. As she is copying his words, she notices his fly open. Knowing him to be military, she says as she is leaving his office,.."The barracks door is open!" The Major, wondering what she meant, finally notices his pants open. Later that day, he calls her in for more dictation. As she is leaving , he says to her,.. "Miss Jones,..when you saw the barracks door open, did you see the soldier standing at attention?" Miss Jones says in return,.." No, all I saw was a little old disabled veteran, sitting on two duffle bags!"