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Pastimes : Stories, Sagas and Other Literary Inventions...;-}> -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tomato who wrote (376)	10/13/1998 9:05:00 AM
From: Crocodile	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 408

"What would you like, my big biroshki?" she purred demurely. "You know what I like.... that usual thing that you do for me", he coughed as he dabbed at his forehead with his handkerchief. Sophie smiled slyly and turned to face Boris warning him, "Now stay very, very still so you won't get hurt". Boris closed his eyes in anticipation. Soon the soft whirr of the Phillip's ear and nose hair trimmer filled the air with its music as Sophie went to work on Boris. "Ah......." he sighed.........and began to sing softly in a voice that sounded (very oddly) like Carly Simon: Nobody trims me better Makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody trims hair, half as good as you, Baby, you're the best. People keep lookin' but they never find me Looking like some careless sight. For my little piroshki, the girl who trims me Is clippin' all my stray hairs off tonight. And nobody trims me better Though sometimes I wish someone could. Nobody clips hairs quite the way you do. Why'd you have to be so good? The way that you trim me, whenever you trim me. There's some kind of magic that you do. It makes me look neat girl, I feel so complete girl. How'd you learn to do the things you do? And nobody trims me better Makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody clips me half as good as you. Baby, baby, darlin' you're the best. Baby you're the best...... (-: Croc....;-}>