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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (9276)10/13/1998 5:44:00 PM
From: MulhollandDrive  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 67261
 
>>Gore has a problem with stiffness. How about if he goes on the Ally McBeal show and has an affair with Ally while he is temporarily separated from Tipper.<<

Oh dearie me, tell us Michelle, how can we keep Tipper away from the tube long enough for Al, to uh, go limp?

bp




To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (9276)10/13/1998 5:45:00 PM
From: Borzou Daragahi  Respond to of 67261
 
Only if Tipper doesn't appear on the show.

Would we get to see Calista Flockhart wearing one of her skimpy-yet-smart outfits?



To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (9276)10/13/1998 5:56:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
Priceless quotes from 'Forrest Gore'!!

gargaro.com

ex:

>>Finding himself talking to the controversial rock star Courtney Love at a Hollywood party, Mr. Gore attempted to charm her by telling her he was a fan. Rather than just accepting the easy compliment, Love cross-examined him.

"He goes 'I'm a really big fan'," said Love. "And I was like 'Yeah, right. Name a song, Al'." The answer came limply back: "I can't name a song, I'm just a really big fan."

>>In the spring 1998 - Gore called The Washington Post's executive editor to tip him off on an ''error'' in the paper.

''I decided I just had to call because you've printed a picture of the Earth upside down on the front page of the paper,'' Gore said.

Whoops - sorry Al. There is no ''up'' in space; only on maps that orient the Earth's surface north and south.
Source: Florida Times Union.
For more examples of Al Gore's vast knowledge of space, take a look at the Florida Times Union article! jacksonville.com

>>Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple: "I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."
Yeah, I know a lot of places where bald men run around in orange robes with incense burning.

My personal fav-

>>"We can build a collective civic space large enough for all our separate identities, that we can be e pluribus unum -- out of one, many. " January 1994. From a Milwaukee speech to the Institute of World Affairs as quoted in Investor's Business Daily, October 25, 1996.
Out of one, many? Sorry Mr. Gore, "e pluribus unum" is Latin for "out of many, one".