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To: justaninvestor who wrote (29323)	10/13/1998 6:41:00 PM
From: Jane4IceCream	Respond to of 50264

bbruin, I would love to answer your inquiry, but in fear of reprisal from the thread police...oh what the heck! Jabronee is a term used by a professional wrestler named The Rock. (I happen to watch pro wrestling when my 7 year old nephew comes to stay occaisionally). I believe that The Rock uses that term to describe another wrestler he may have a bad taste for instead of the use of the word idiot or numbskull. I find the term less offensive when I get upset at certain poster(s) and I want to use foul language instead. The use of the term jabronee I have also seen used here on SI by one Jonathan Lebed. Hope this helps, sorry to post OT Jane at the beach finishing a slurpee ..#777

To: justaninvestor who wrote (29323)	10/13/1998 8:44:00 PM
From: Jonathan Lebed	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 50264

The correct spelling of the word is..."JABRONIE"!!! Are you a JABRONIE? Here is how you find out...(take the time to read the entire list) YOU'RE A JABRONIE IF.... Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..." Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People" Your dog can't watch you eat without getting sick. Are a DGIV shareholder. You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE". YOUR IDEA OF HIGH-QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT IS A SIX-PACK AND A BUG-ZAPPER. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!". Your first, middle, and last name...begin with the same letter. Your brother-in-law is your uncle AND your grandfather. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin contest. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You think the OJ Trial is a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed. You no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got cought up your nose. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'. YOU'VE EVER COME HOME AND FOUND CRIME SCENE TAPE ACROSS YOUR FRONT PORCH. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!" You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You thought that Arkansas rest stop was the nicest destination resort ever. You take a six-pack cooler to church. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. You have a rag for a gas cap. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. The third grade teacher says little Buba could be a mathmatical genius because he's got thirteen fingers. Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. One of your kids was born on a pool table. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year". Your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. You dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. You own a homemade fur coat. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." Spell the word "JABRONIE" wrong. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON A FREE CASE OF MOTOR OIL AS "THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN." On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. All of your four letter words are two syllables. Your honeymoon was in Little Rock. You do your serious Christmas shopping at a truck stop. The FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year. You have the word "howdy" in your answering machine message. You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. You've painted a car with house paint. You're banned from the Little Rock Zoo because you disturb the monkeys. You ever named a child after a dog. You have more belt-buckles than pants. You removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. Jon