To: george eberting who wrote (9274 ) 10/14/1998 5:52:00 PM From: bob Respond to of 19331
George: Here is another way They might think about conference calls??? That little green light on the monitor that almost everyone thinks is a 'power on' indicator is, in fact, a miniature camera that lets the federal government know which of us self-administer certain sexually deviant behaviors while in online chat rooms. This information then is fed into tax files, social security records, and baby-sitting profiles. All computer maintenance technicians know about these cameras, but they hold their jobs only because they have top security clearance. If they reveal the secrets of electronic equipment green lights (and more importantly, red lights), they know they will be stripped of their security clearances and relegated to the role of welfare recipient. (Currently, 27% of welfare recipients are former federal security personnel who have lost their clearances.) So there is no such thing as being overparanoid! Interesting factoid: Stanford paleontologists uncovered the planet's earliest conspiracy while studying coal and fossilized wood during World War II. For obvious reasons, the government suppressed these studies and only a few aged scientists can still recall this work. About 385 million years ago, when plant life existed on land but animal life was restricted to the marine environment, a species of highly intelligent, mobile tropical vine was warring against an intercontinental society of very leafy ferns. It was a battle of extinction vs survival and the vines were winning, overrunning everything in sight. A military tribunal of ferns and their various plant allies invented the Earth's first biological weapon. They cloned numerous species of OXYGEN-exuding plants and poisoned the Earth's atmosphere in the process. Lamentably, they could not shut off the process and reduced the surviving generations of plant life to a vegetative state. The shame of it all is that the adolescent vines of that age were very sensitive to the 'blackhouse' effect and reported it to their elders. The response they received was that 'there is an excess of paranoia developing here'. Too bad! Still,.... animal life on Earth would not have developed, had it not been for this biological warfare gone bad. So don't tell us to ignore our paranoid instincts. We have to pay attention to those clandestine federal taps in our computer monitors and to the green light minicams. Good night, all. And take care never to fall asleep with headphones on. They have been designed to record your dreams digitally and store them in microprocessors which can be queried remotely by automobiles passing innocently down your street. We don't yet know for sure who is behind this conspiracy. One theory says it's run by Cajun separatists. Another is that it's a Market Maker plot. LOL))) BOB