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To: porcupine --''''> who wrote (895)10/15/1998 8:03:00 PM
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Globaloney Crisis

ESSAY / By WILLIAM SAFIRE -- October 15, 1998

WASHINGTON -- Every economic seer, sage and
pundit has an incentive to predict what Jimmy
Durante used to call a "catastrostroke."

If disaster comes, you can boast of your prescience to
those still around. If, however, the sky does not fall,
you need not confess to false alarmism; you say
smoothly that tragedy was averted because the world
took your warning to heart.

That's what we see in panicked assessments of "global
economic crisis," or "meltdown in Asia spreading to
Brazil," or "financial collapse and hyperinflation in
Russia," or last week's Newsweek cover, "The Crash of
'99?"

Harvard's Prof. John Kenneth Galbraith declares Japan
to have been in a depression for years. Times may be
tough in Tokyo, but I always thought that when
economists used the word "depression" they meant 25
percent unemployment, bread lines, Okies fleeing the
Dust Bowl, etc., none of which has been happening in
the world's second-largest economy. Instead, slug it
"sluggish."

Global crisis-itis is the palpitation du jour. Because
default, dear Brutus, is in our stars, Velikovskian
catastrophists will next predict solar-systemic
breakdown.

(Time out for the to-be-sure graph.) To be sure, a 30
percent drop in small stocks in the U.S. and a hangdog
Hang Seng abroad augur ill for consumer spending. The
spectacle of bankers stuffing money blindly into
loopy-leveraged hedgehogs calls for fuller disclosure
and higher margin requirements. And feared loss of
American export sales induces Alan Greenspan to recite
John Donne's "No man is an Island. . . ."

But global crisis-itis is no excuse for puffing up the
International Monetary Fund into some New World
Financial Order -- the newest dream of regulatory
globocrats. Nor is today's bailout fever any reason to
stop the free flow of capital. If investors cannot take
their money out of a country, they won't put it in.

Welcome to Contrarian Corner. Last October, here is
where the New- Age, new-paradigm new-economists, gaily
waltzing with Goldilocks and Rosie Scenario, were
admonished that markets went other ways besides up.
This October, the contrarian message is: That pail of
cold water in the face can be good for you.

Take the Russian economy. Pojaluista! The I.M.F. is
Primakoving the pump with billions that will slip out
the back door. But Russians keep dollars in mattresses,
not rubles in banks. Disintermediators in babushkas
barter goods cash-free. Someday they'll elect a leader
who understands capitalism under contract law. Prices
of Russia's huge national resources will rise, and
private investment will pour in.

Now take the American economy. We're the locomotive
that pulls along the world, the great consuming blotter
that sops up the products of needy nations. With our
full employment and price stability, the misery index
has become the ecstasy index. That's why Congress and
the President get high poll ratings. The same
forecasters who a couple of years ago envisioned
deficits "as far as the eye can see" now smell
surpluses as far as the nose can sniff.

They're wrong again. One of these years we'll go into
recession, and farewell surplus. Although we've
successfully amended Joseph's interpretation of
Pharaoh's dream -- eight fat years are now followed by
two lean years -- we have not repealed the business
cycle.

How, then, do we counter the hand-wringing hoo-hah of
the crisis-mongers? Because the world depends on
America's engine for its locomotion (and because we all
much prefer the fat years), we should act now to soften
the inexorable slump.

But we're not. Though the Fed has shaved a smidgen off
interest rates for stimulus, Clinton fiscal policy is
pulling us in the opposite direction -- toward
slowdown. Beware the fervor of the convert: Clinton's
got such budget religion he doesn't know when to stop
praying.

To cushion a downturn and save jobs, we should
stimulate now with solid tax reduction. But
Republicans, fearful of Clinton sloganeering that the
surplus must be "saved," await Election Day to bring
the votes to override a veto of tax cuts.

No global catastrostroke hysteria needed. If we want to
help our neighbors and ourselves through a rough patch,
we should stimulate the growth that lifts the world.

Copyright 1998 The New York Times Company