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To: treetopflier who wrote (779)	10/16/1998
From: btoll	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Burl was rumored to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might entice Burl to satisfy the female gorilla. They approached him with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for $500? Burl: I might be interested. Let me think it over. He entered the zoo administrators' office the following day. Burl: I accept your offer, but with 3 conditions: 1st, I don't want to have to kiss her. 2nd, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result. The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but inquired about the 3rd condition? Burl: Well, you've gotta give me another week to come up with the $500. From the Oracle Service Humor Mailing List