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To: Mr Metals who wrote (3564)	10/17/1998 2:32:00 PM
From: Jeff	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 5908

i will be at the point of "NO CONCERN" tinman........you remind me of the guy in this joke........always laughing...... There was this moron who lived in New York City. He was almost always broke, and nothing ever seemed to go his way. One day as he was walking along the street, he found a dollar. Now the morons stomach was growling so he went to a convenence store to buy a sandwich. When he brought the sandwich up to the counter, he saw some lotto tickets and decided to buy one rather than the sandwich. As luck would have it (and to make this story more interesting), he won the jackpot; two hundred thousand dollars. The moron could hardly contain himself. He immediately went out and bought a new red Ferrari, and after taxes, title, insurance, etc..., he had just enought for about a tank of gas. It was a nice day so he thought he would drive around in his brand new expensive automobile and show off to all of his friends. As he was on his way to one of his friends, he drove through a particulary bad neighborhood where this man named joe and his gang of toughs were currently in the process of mugging a stranger who had regrettably strayed into the neighborhood. Joe immediately saw the shiny red car and told his gang to go and block the end of the street. His gang immediately stopped their mugging and went to stop the moron from passing. The moron stopped short of the group, and being a moron, didn't catch on to the situation. He honked his horn a couple of times but couldn't get them to move. Just then Joe came up, opened the door, and yanked to moron out onto the street. Then Joe fished into his pocket, pulled out his handy piece of chalk and proceeded to draw a circle around the moron. "Listen, you stupid moron", Joe said, "I'm going to make some modifications to your car, and while I'm doing that, you are going to stay in that circle, shut up, and watch." Joe and his gang immediately began kicking in the doors, breaking headlights, and slashing the tires. Joe turned to the moron and the moron was chuckling. Confused, Joe and his gang started really beating on the car, breaking windows, and ripping off the doors by the hinges. Joe asked the moron, "What do you think of that?", but the moron was laughing to loud to listen. Incessed, Joe and his gang immediately started in on the car with a vengence, taking off any parts that could be removed with a crowbar and a gang of toughs, beating it until it was almost unrecognizable, and then turning it on its top and setting it spinning. They all turned to the moron, but by this time the moron was laughing almost uncontrollably. Exasperated, Joe went up to the moron and said, "Hey, you stupid moron, me and my gang just completely totalled what must have been an almost $200,000 car and here you are just laughing about it. Why are you laughing." "Well", the moron said, "When you and your gang were doing that to my car, I snuck out of the circle three times and you never noticed me."