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Pastimes : HOT POTATO THREAD -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: KC Jones who wrote (1538)	10/17/1998 5:50:00 PM
From: Lucky Charm	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7514

Hey KC, Colleen, and DMmmmmmm, here's a few things we can do during one of the good Fathers booooooring.... er, um, mooooore interesting sermans when he returns from the Vatican! Fun Things to do During Boring Sermons Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. See if a yawn really is contagious. Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the Father. Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs. Listen for our priest to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B and so on through the alphabet. Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front. Using church bulletins or visitor cards for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes. Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front,under the pews, without being noticed. Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room. Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn. Chew gum; if the sermon goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles. By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your shirt around backwards. Try to raise one eyebrow. Crack your knuckles. Twiddle your thumbs. Twiddle your neighbors thumbs. Wiggle your ears so that the people behind you will notice.