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To: Rambi who wrote (13664)10/19/1998 1:02:00 AM
From: Gauguin  Respond to of 71178
 
(Another cat sympathy-note): You know my compulsion to say the traumatizingly inappropriate. I was thinking all about kitties and their demise, and the thought of my brother-in-law's summer experience came to mind. I struggled, scratched and bit myself, and nixed: "Well, at least Dan didn't run over him in the driveway."

I received an e-mail one last-summer day from Clint titled "Demise of Scraggy".
It was brief, and sad. "He died in my arms."

Yikes, I thought. That's absolutely horrible. But Dozer did too, amidst my uncertainty of doing the right thing for him; so we all have "stuff" happen. (But heck, that's so cat ~ to live to be 15 and go out having your owner feel guilty.)

Dash's cat (also a "Ralph", I believe) was just a purry fatboy who would wander up and down their street on an annual rotation, hanging at each house and claiming them as his owners, and "long-lost-travail-interference" his excuse for absence, until the steak tartare and bedspread seating ran out. This ruse was discovered after fretful years by several of his Altadena owners. (More like handle-ees, as in "handlers" and "handle-ees".) (I'll see if I can find out some of his other names from Dash ~ an interesting study in human pet-perception.)

So I sent my sister Barbara, a cat magnet, some of our stories and asked her if she wanted to tell a story. Yappi-ness seems to run in my family. :o)

She sent this:
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Subject: Penni's cat

Losing cats is terrible. Over the years we have lost several. One like
Paul's Dozer. He was Ralph, because it sounded like that's what he said
when he meowed. He was huge, black, with long fur, painted white toes,
a white bib, green eyes, and long, long white whiskers that curled up
like handlebars. He was definitly spectacular. The laidbackest cat
there ever was, rode on the hood of the car the block and a half to
school to pick me up once. Died, like Dozer, of a mysterious ailment.
He was our next to favorite cat. Our favorite one was Penelope. She
was a blue point Siamese, personality plus, very crosseyed, very people
oriented, could carry her around on her back like a baby, and she
imitated the telephone when it rang, just to let you know it was
ringing. She just disappeared, we think she was kidnapped but don't
know for sure. Those are the worst kind, not knowing. Then there's the
one we lost this summer. She ran under the car when it was going up the
driveway, so eager to be there to greet us when we got home. The only
thing good you can say about it is that she was l5 and it was quick.
But each time we lost one, there have always been others still there to
absorb some of the hurt. It's always a good thing to have more than
one. Everyone's advice to get a new one is the best advice there is.
It's the only way to fill the hole.

One good story about the one that lived to be l9. Her name was
Sabrina, although we called her Beaner half the time. She was a short
haired, brindle, with black whiskers, and a perfect harlequin face,
divided down her nose and mouth (even inside her mouth), and she had a
golden circle around the front of her neck with a white diamond in the
center, so we also called her Necklace Girl. She was gone once for a
week. We lived across the street from a place called the Lincoln Street
school then. An entire block, which was actually a K-6th grade school
when Clint was a kid. Red brick and cement. Beautiful old building
that was not earthquake safe, so it was no longer used as a school. It
became other local government things. It has about a three foot crawl
space under it which has a three foot square opening square in front of
it. Beaner loved that place. She would sit just outside the opening
and watch for bats when the sun set. They came out of that hole and she
would catch them. We also called her The Bat Cat. She would bring them
home and I would find them on the back door mat in the morning. She
also climbed the sycamore tree right next to the building to get up on
the roof in the winter so she could curl up next to the heating unit.
We don't know exactly what happened to her, but she was apparently under
the school all the time she was gone. We had been over there to call at
the hole, but she was either caught or too weak to get to the opening.
Her hip was broken, but we don't think she was hit by a car because she
always watched for cars. You never saw anything like it. She would go
across the street to the school, but she always stopped to look both
ways before crossing the street, and when she came back the same thing.
It was a real trip watching her do that, like some little kid. Well, I
came home one day after we'd given up finding her. She heard the
Volkswagon Bus drive up, and came running (limping actually) across the
school lawn, yelling, fit to beat the band, and I went running along the
side of the house toward her. When she got to the curb she stopped and
did her usual look both ways before crossing and then came across the
street. Her hip mended and she lived to be l9, dying in her sleep one
night.

We have four cats now. Two sisters who hate each other, one a short
haired tiger and the other a long haired tiger with white toes, white
bib, and white handlebar whiskers. Then we have a male who is the twin
of the long haired tiger, who lived in our backyard for about six months
before we started feeding him (Clint missed Ralph), he whistles when he
purrs. The newest one is another Siamese. You should always have more
than one, but four (once five) is over doing it just a little. Follow
everyone's advice. It doesn't even have to be a kitten. Barbara




To: Rambi who wrote (13664)10/26/1998 3:41:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 71178
 
Did I tell you guys about the kitten I found in my car? Do you guys believe anything I tell you?

I drove about 15 miles into South Salem, 'bout 60 mph all the way. When I got to Scott's, while I was waiting for him, I left the engine running and lifted the hood to check something. I'm poking around in there, when I notice on my right, a black fuzzy ball-thingy looking like a giant spore-y mildew about the size of a Texas grapefruit ~ growing on top of the little metal ledge making the wheel well. I can't figure out what it is. It looks very science fiction. I stick my head closer, trying to pick a vector angle that would put me out of the line it might spurt it's alien spore stream. I slither up to within about a foot, making sure I keep my hair outta the fan (heh heh), and get right up there close. It's one of the most light absorbing objects I've ever seen. Can't make out a single detail about it. I'm remembering back to my college astronomy class, thinking of the common blackest man-made materials. Help me out here, Alex; but I think one of them is black velvet. (Black velveeta is number four.)

So, anyway, I twisted and turned my head, careful to keep my curly tresses out of the fan (I had some then - and experience), and I was just about to get something to poke it with (I sure as heck wasn't going to touch it, first) ~ when I get a glimpse in just-right light, and realize it's.....fur. Fur?

Fur???

What thuh....

Fur? A fur-ball???

Yes; there's a four-inch diameter perfectly round fur-ball in my engine.

[I better not hear anybody laughing. I've had weirder things than that in my engines. LOTS of engines get fur-balls.]

Scott is ready and comes out with his toolbelt, and looks upturned-nose at it. He's too chicken to get anywhere close to it.

I don't remember how it dawned on me it could be an ultra tiny kitten curled up in an ultra-tiny circle; stuck, paws and face away from me on a little foreign-car wheel well; a sloped and slickery ledge of metal about four inches wide. [Maybe somebody got me some coffee.] That very unlikely explanation didn't make a lot of sense, because it was straight down from the metal edge the fuzz abutted to the ground on that side of the engine; or into the dice-o-matic fan; and whatever it was had just ridden over 15 miles of bumpy country roads at 65 mph mysteriously adhered to that cliff-ledge the whole way.

(Mysteries are what usually make me late for work.)
(I can't figure out why so many hard-to-understand things happen to me, though. They use up a lot of my time.)

It would be the smallest, blackest, roundest, stickiest, luckiest ~ and bravest or dumbest ~ kitten I had seen in years; but I'd run out of theories, and had Scott shut off the engine. I got my face down in there close, weirded-out and feeling like for sure some bad thing or joke was going to happen, or some sucker science-fiction thing. Still, I tried to talk to it. (Movies training.) Then I grabbed it. It was A KITTEN. A tiny, round, very lucky kitten. And very surprised to be alive, and completely bewildered by a good thing finally happening to him. Scared, barely breathing palm-thing. If he had even turned to "look" in there, at any time after the engine started, he would have fallen. But he kept his tiny head and paws curled in a tight, safe, ball. He was really too young to be away from his mother, and things hadn't been going well.

Man, Scott was excited. He couldn't believe it. (He gets excited.) He couldn't imagine it stuck there all the way in from town. Neither could I. Maybe it was a thin layer of dirt or Providence, but the ledge was basically a slick, polished-paint metal, that curled gradually downward over the wheel. .

So then I had to figure out what to do with him, which I wouldn't have had to do if hehadn't stuck. If you don't see him bouncing down the roadway behind the car, it doesn't really matter.

I wound up having to drive him home. (He coulda gotten out of there before we left, ya know.)

He taught me something, though. When I wrote the ad trying to get him adopted, he was gone in the first fifteen minutes, to the first of five callers who wanted him real badly.

You see, I'd GOTTEN SOME COFFEE and written this really neat ad about how a cat who has survived this (insert vivid, gasping-dramatic account of his miraculous trip and fortuitous discovery) ~ a cat with as courageous bearing and history and charm as this ~ deserved the best owners in the cat World.

I've been a good liar ever since. (Put some ~ flair ~ in it.)

After all ~ finding a good home for em is not a sin.

Neat discovery, huh?