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To: The Philosopher who wrote (785)	10/19/1998 12:14:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

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To: The Philosopher who wrote (785)	10/19/1998 12:18:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

What Pentagon officials say - And what they really mean: Essentially Complete It's half done We predict... We hope to God! Risk is high but within acceptable ranges of risk: 100:1 odds, or with 10 times over budget using 10 times the people we said we'd employ. Potential show stopper: The team has updated their resumes. Serious but not insurmountable problems: It'll take a miracle... Basic agreement has been reached: The @##$%%'s won't even talk to us. Results are being quantified: We're massaging the numbers so that they will agree with our conclusions. Task force to review: 7 people who are incompetent at their regular jobs have been loaned to the project Not well defined at this time: Nobody's even thought about it. Still analyzing the requirements: See previous answer. Not well understood: Now that we've thought about it, we don't want to think about it anymore Requires further analysis and management attention: Totally out of control! Results are promising: Turned power on and no smoke detected - this time...