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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jay Scott who wrote (10449)10/20/1998 10:40:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
"Top Ten Bill Clinton Tips For a Happy, Healthy Marriage."

10. Build bridge to the 21st century, push loose-lipped interns off it.

9. Tell her she looks just as young as the first time you cheated on her.

8. Never let a day go by without looking your wife in the eye and reminding her that you're the
victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

7. The romantic gifts that you've retrieved from your intern make lovely anniversary presents.

6. Share a hobby with your wife, like making shady real estate deals.

5. Don't embarrass her in front of the entire world -- women hate that.

4. Every few months, let her run the country.

3. Six key words: deny, deny, deny, apologize, apologize, apologize.

2. Remember, it takes two people to maintain a cold, loveless marriage of convenience.

And the NUMBER ONE Bill Clinton Tip for a Happy Healthy Marriage:

1. DON'T GET CAUGHT!!



To: Jay Scott who wrote (10449)10/20/1998 10:43:00 PM
From: Lizzie Tudor  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 67261
 
He's been a good President? How do you measure that? He's had the wind at his back ever since he took office. He's already pissed away the hard fought peace dividend that he inherited. He swept into office without a major military adversary in the world. When was the last time a President had THAT luxury? And then he takes credit for the wonderful way things are running.....like he had a damn thing to do about it.


Yeah? Well guess what. The peace dividend is only one part of this great economy we are experiencing. The other huge piece is technological productivity enhancements which allow companies like Dell to sell products with razor thin margins and still make a profit. Myself and my buddies in software more or less invented that technology and all we ask from these politicians is that they at least try, or present an illusion of giving a damn about us while we work 16 hr days so McDonalds and Safeway can make profits and pay taxes. Oh but heres the problem - the Bible says, that women who want to have children should stay home with the kids right? What a bummer! Guess Im just a meanie but when I see a dufus like Dan Quayle up there spewing family values claptrap and portray me as some sort of evil villians while he sits and reaps the benefits of all that Ive done, I just get kinda mad, ya know? At least, Clinton seems sympathetic to me. He doesnt bash me, etc. He doesnt criticize working women and imply that stay at home moms are actually as much to society than anything we have done and the huge sacrifices we made.

So, see when a whole party vilifies you then its easy to say that the other guy is good at his job.



To: Jay Scott who wrote (10449)10/20/1998 11:27:00 PM
From: Volsi Mimir  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
12 steps
latimes.com
exerpt:
According to a motion filed by Jones' lawyers, "Browning testified that she had an ongoing and continuous sexual relationship with Mr. Clinton for many years . . . and that during the course of this relationship Mrs. Browning confronted Mr. Clinton with his sexual habit problem."
The motion continued: "Mrs. Browning testified that she reviewed with Mr. Clinton the several Alcoholics-Anonymous-type criteria for determining sexual addiction and Mr. Clinton responded affirmatively to having all of those indicia and further responded that he might well be a sex addict."