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To: Ms. X who wrote (8866)	10/21/1998 3:04:00 PM
From: Ms. X	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 34809

Humor for my Southern P&F friends :-) The top 39 things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say ever, no matter how much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening... >39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" >38. Duct tape won't fix that. >37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. >36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. >35. We don't keep firearms in this house. >34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? >33. You can't feed that to the dog. >32. I thought Graceland was tacky. >31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. >30. Wrasslin's fake. >29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? >28. We're vegetarians. >27. Do you think my hair is too big? >26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. >25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? >24. Who's Richard Petty? >23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. >22. Deer heads detract from the decor. >21. Spitting is such a nasty habit. >20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. >19. Trim the fat off that steak. >18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. >17. The tires on that truck are too big. >16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. >15. I've got it all on a floppy disk. >14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. >13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? >12. My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. >11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. >10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. >9. Checkmate. >8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini. >7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? >6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. >5. I don't have a favorite college team. >4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. >3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. >2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. > >And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say is 1. Elvis who?