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Pastimes : Stories, Sagas and Other Literary Inventions...;-}> -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tomato who wrote (382)	10/21/1998 5:21:00 PM
From: Crocodile	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 408

As he walked toward his office, he passed beneath the statue of Richard Peabody, founding patron of the university. Suddenly, Tiny... or should we call him Tim, came to an abrupt halt. He could feel his blood pressure rising three or four notches as he gazed upon the defiled statue, Some PERSON had had the audacity to chisel off the distinctive nose hairs of the patron's statue!! Angrily, T.T. stamped into his office and called campus security. Meanwhile, looking out across the finely manicured lawn, he spied yet another infraction. For there.... out in the campus circle, a man in dark sunglasses and a Chicago Cubs cap, wearing a Crusty the Clown t-shirt, was climbing up onto the forbidden ceremonial platform of the flagpole and was shaking his fist in the air defiantly, while a long-haired woman clad in Christmasy red plaid shorts photographed his blasphemous deed, both of them laughing all the while. "What in god's name is this world coming to!" he thought.