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To: ISOMAN who wrote (40)	10/24/1998 10:10:00 AM
From: Poet	Respond to of 46

Oh you poor guy! Preggers and seeking investment advice from bashers. You're on the right track, my dear, but I would suggest you offer $5.00 a share on that $3.00 stock ('cause it's gonna blow through the roof at some point) then sit back and smoke a couple of CYGS... (cough cough) Poet

To: ISOMAN who wrote (40)	10/24/1998 11:09:00 PM
From: Binder	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 46

Fear no more for I can solve your problem. First you incorporate yourself. Isoman, Inc. Then, you take yourself public, and start trading under the symbol ISMN. You sell your story to every tabloid, magazine, poster and become a movie of the week...."Isoman, A Mother's Love". Your picture will be on every bottle of stretch mark cream on the market! The merchandising of you and the little "Isoette" will be massive! Then, you have the baby,(declaring a stocksplit at the time) and hire a great au pair to raise it. (I know of one who is out of work if you are in the northeast...) Of course, you will have to frontload the stock, but then you sell off on your way to delivery, and you get enough money to fight off all those paternity battles, the au pair raises the kid, and instead of burps and bottles, it's beaches and bikinis for you cause you will be off to Bora Bora! Just ask me if you need to know anything else. :-) Binder