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To: im a survivor who wrote (8529)	10/23/1998 11:27:00 PM
From: Grashopper	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10786

Well Monica had surgery and awoke in the recovery room where she asks to see her surgeon, "When can i resume sex she asked? " When the Doctor loooked startled and said nothing, she feared the worst. "Please tell me, why are you not answering, why the startled look on your face"said she worriedly? The Doctor hesitated but finally replied " In 35 years of surgery this is the first time any patient asks that question when i only removed their tonsils,"

To: im a survivor who wrote (8529)	10/23/1998 11:36:00 PM
From: Peach	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 10786

A man calls his lawyer's office. "Can I speak to my lawyer?" The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer has died." The guy says, "Okay," and hangs up. The next day, the same guy calls back again. "Can I speak to my lawyer please?" The receptionist says, "I told you yesterday. Your lawyer has died." The guy says, "Okay" and hangs up. The next day, The same guy calls back. "Can I speak to my lawyer please?" The receptionist says, "Sir, how many times do I have to tell you? Your lawyer has died. Why do you keep calling here?" The guy says, "I just like to hear it! "