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To: Brady B. who wrote (14974)10/26/1998 8:00:00 AM
From: randmiser  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 18444
 
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.



To: Brady B. who wrote (14974)10/27/1998 6:41:00 AM
From: randmiser  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 18444
 
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f__k you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.