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To: Rambi who wrote (14045)	10/28/1998 11:28:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly	Respond to of 71178

A man walking along a California beach stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie complained: "OK,OK; you released me from the lamp, yada, yada, yada. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting sick of it, so you can forget about three wishes; you only get one." The man thought awhile: "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. But I'm scared to fly and I get seasick. Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over!" The genie laughed: "That's impossible. Think of the logistics! How would the supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...think of all the steel!! Think of another wish!!!" The man concentrated real hard, and thought of a really good wish: "I've been divorced four times. My wives said that I don't care, that I'm insensitive. My wish is that I could understand women....know how they feel, know what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie said: "You want two lanes or four?"