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To: Larry S. who wrote (16968)	10/31/1998 8:44:00 AM
From: Ron McKinnon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 53068

THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. .... and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex............ 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR! Happy Halloween!!