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To: Binder who wrote (662)11/5/1998 4:27:00 AM
From: Harley Davidson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 733
 
Top Ten Changes at NASA to accommodate 76 year-old John Glenn's return to space aboard the shuttle "Discovery:"

10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.

9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.

8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.

7. "Early Bird" specials from Luby's Cafeteria included on menu.

6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.

5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.

4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.

3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.

2. Space pants now go up to armpits.

1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.



To: Binder who wrote (662)11/29/1998 2:41:00 PM
From: Frank Fontaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 733
 
STRESS MANAGEMENT!!
Picture Yourself near a stream.
Nothing can bother You here. No one knows this secret place.
Birds are singing in the crisp cool mountain air.
You are in total seclusion from that place called the real world.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head Your holding under the water....
There now, FEELING BETTER???


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