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To: TEDennis who wrote (3492)	11/2/1998 3:28:00 PM
From: Hoatzin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 4295

FBN Announces Four Step Plan to Cleanse the Market of Counterfeit Products. SEDONA, Nov. 2 /PR NooseWire/ -- FBN Associates' BidNess Products Division announced today a bold plan to cleanse the market of thousands of illegal copies of their first product, ''Counterfeit Corp,'' which generates phony stock certificates and corporate web sites. Built entirely with "New Age" HTML technology, the FBN website (at magneticdiary.com has spawned thousands of imitators worldwide. Anyone who has a copy of the FBN website in their browser's cache is urged to combine the sap and leaves of a small tree found in the Brazilian Amazon Rainforest into a paste and mail the results to their brokers for safekeeping. Shareholders who fail to comply will be forced to engage in weeks of heated yet pointless conversation with the charming former TV star "Ellen" (https://www.siliconinvestor.com/profile.aspx?userid=2884868) Said CEO TEDennis, "The long and arduous journey we have taken to prevent illegal transfer and copying of our joke has been brought to an end by the judicious actions of the webKmaster. It was with our shareholders in mind for whom we took action to prevent the rampant plagiarism from precluding our growth. FBN is well-positioned to achieve its strategic objectives and can now focus all energy on the true purpose of our business. Remember, a Four Step plan begins with a Single Step. Ommmmmmm….."