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To: Barney who wrote (843)	11/3/1998 5:26:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Actually it's a practical joke. As soon as we start to send the 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the top of the list they materialize .5(6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of oxygen) right above earth and we get soaked. Unless you need emergency drought relief I wouldn't send any hydrogen.

To: Barney who wrote (843)	11/4/1998 8:28:00 AM
From: paul t	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies: "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

To: Barney who wrote (843)	11/4/1998 3:38:00 PM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Blue Plate Special A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "Four cents," he replies. "Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."