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To: gypsy who wrote (2801)11/4/1998 8:03:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6545
 
Inflatable dolls could not possibly accomplish anything. I have been with some women that probably would not compare to a plastic doll, but in most cases, I can go out with a woman for about six months, if the sex is good.

The sex has to be good.



To: gypsy who wrote (2801)11/5/1998 10:56:00 PM
From: Ilaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6545
 
Ha! ROFLMAO. I just read a good one, from Linda Lovelace:

A woman asked her, why do men pay for prostitutes, when they could get pretty much the same thing if they took a normal woman out for a nice dinner and said some nice things to her. Linda replied, "Because they don't want to bother with a nice dinner and a few nice words."

Here is another one:

Q: Why do so many wives fake orgasm?

A: Because so many husbands fake foreplay!

(Think I'll go stick my head in the oven now. At least Ted Hughes is gone. That's one fewer walking the earth.)

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