To: Naggrachi who wrote (3254 ) 11/5/1998 10:47:00 AM From: Jock Hutchinson Read Replies (4) | Respond to
Now wait a second. I see significant parallels between Jesse "The Body" Ventura and the three Musketeers of Herb Greenburb, Howdy Dooty, and Michael "I am a respected journalist" Brush. Jesse worked undercover during Vietnam. The Three Musketeers worked under covers--Rocky was compensated for his posts, Vanni Resta was the split personality of respected journalist Michael Brush, and Herb was pimping himself not the facts. Jesse wore feminine boas and feathers. These three are a combination of snake and turkey. Jesse was renown for his heavy duty body slams on his opponents. The thwee Musketeers were renown for their heavy duty slams on Iomega. Jesse was trained as a SEAL. The other three are trained parrots--constantly blathering the same pack of lies trying to destroy an American company that had risen from the ashes to become the fastest growing provider of computer peripherals ever. ("Wocky want a Kwacka"?)Jesse's job was to invade a foreign country and destroy key elements of its infrastructure, The three obligate intracellular parasites named Greenbugger, Vannisfanny, and RockaTockaLotta**** existed only to invade and destroy Iomega. But as Dr. Sheila can tell us, obligate intracellular parasites are viruses who can only live off of living material. They cannot exist by themselves--kind of like obsessive compulsive withdrawl in the world of microbiology. Ultimately Jesse found work as an entertainer. If observing obsessive compulsion in the world of microminds on a day to day basis is entertaining, then Rocky surely was an entertainer.
