LOL, you are a bishop/preacher at heart....you just feel you have a more modern spin to convey, with a new angle on social control.
Wrong !
I do not preach anything, simply defend common sense, and I have no interest in being a social engineer, bureaucrats attempt to do that with dismal results.
Indeed, Latin America is the perfect example of what Capitalism under Fascism can accomplish, obviously aided by the Catholic Church (for the most part), I am certain you have heard of organizations such as Albatros, and the like....
Now that you mention it, There is a high probability that the Catholic Church actually creates a tremendous cover for homosexuals, and lesbians, don't you think Ronaldo ?
I mean this business of Priests, Bishops, Cardinals, Sisters, Brothers, Popes, you name them... not mating?? ever ?....wow, such anti-natural state, after all the body has functions...
On top of that they self-appoint as "marriage counselors"... Sounds to me no different than a penny stock scam....he, he, he....
I wonder how many of those clergy members actually are homos, or lesbians, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, hey, you know what I mean don't you ??
Perfect Monty Python Script !! Indeed quite kinky, luckily for me I am as far away from those monks and sisters, as I am from the stars in the sky.
So, how should we call it:
The Church of the Holy Zebra? or The Church of how life should really be lived?
None of the above.
However, given the social structure of Latin America, perhaps you ought to join the following practice:
"In other societies characterized by class distinctions...it is common for the lower class to be improved by extra-legal crosses. That is to say, the men of the upper class take women of the lower classes as mistresses, and out of such unions spring the extraordinary plebians who rise sharply from the common level, and so propagate the delusion that all other plebians would do the same if they had the chance - in brief, the delusion that class distinctions are merely economic and conventional, and not congenital and genuine..."
H.L. Mencken
In this manner, overall, the entire population benefits, or..... perhaps you are one of those plebians.....
take your pick.... I will let you.... you see I do not tell people how to live their lives...
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... etc....
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p.s. Perhaps the Catholic Church was the inspiration for my friend H L Mencken in defining the following:
• Misogynist - A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Hence, the existence of Monasteries, and Nunneries....
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA...
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