To: Trippi who wrote (8824 ) 11/6/1998 1:09:00 PM From: mrknowitall Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13994
Trippi - I found the questions, and thought it appropriate to take a swag at ol' lyin' Bill's probable responses. Here's the first 10: 1. Do you admit or deny that you are the chief law enforcement officer of the United States of America? Bill: "It depends on your definition of the word 'are.'" 2. Do you admit or deny that upon taking your oath of office that you swore you would faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and would to the best of your ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States? Bill: "I don't recall, exactly." 3. Do you admit or deny that, pursuant to Article II, section 2 of the Constitution, you have a duty to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed”? Bill: "I've never been sure about the definition of 'faithful.'" 4. Do you admit or deny that you are a member of the bar and officer of the court of a state of the United States, subject to the rules of professional responsibility and ethics applicable to the bar of that state? Bill: "I'm not subject to rules I think don't apply to me personally." 5. Do you admit or deny that you took an oath in which you swore or affirmed to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, in a deposition conducted as part of a judicial proceeding in the case of Jones v. Clinton on Jan. 17, 1998? Bill: "It depends on your definition of the word ‘cigar,' er, I mean ‘truth.'" 6. Do you admit or deny that you took an oath in which you swore or affirmed to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, before a grand jury empaneled as part of a judicial proceeding by the United States District Court for the District of Columbia Circuit on Aug. 17, 1998? Bill: "It depends on your definition of the words ‘swore' and ‘oath.'" 7. Do you admit or deny that on or about Oct. 7, 1997, you received a letter composed by Monica Lewinsky in which she expressed dissatisfaction with her search for a job in New York? Bill: "I don't recall much more getting my . . er, it is possible." 8. Do you admit or deny that you telephoned Monica Lewinsky early in the morning on Oct. 10, 1997, and offered to assist her in finding a job in New York? Bill: "We talked a lot about different kinds of jobs." 9. Do you admit or deny that on or about Oct. 11, 1997, you met with Monica Lewinsky in or about the Oval Office dining room? Bill: "I think I was standing and she was kneeling." 10. Do you admit or deny that on or about Oct. 11, 1997, Monica Lewinsky furnished to you, in or about the Oval Office dining room, a list of jobs in New York in which she was interested? Bill: "List of jobs? How many kinds of blow jobs are there up in New York?" ;^) Mr. K.