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To: Sawdusty who wrote (3024)11/8/1998 6:08:00 PM
From: Apex  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4201
 
A woman goes to see a doctor because she hasn't had sex in months,
let alone even a date.


The doctor's name is Chow.

Dr. Chow listens to the womans problem very intently. Thinks for a moment. Then says to the women, "Peeze to take off all you clothes."

The women stares back at the doctor, like she didn't understand.

Again the doctor says, "Peeze to take off all you clothes."

Now the woman complies, and removes all of her clothes. She is now naked in front of the doctor.

"Now, craw veeery fast across da for!" says the doctor.

The gets down on her hands and knees, and crawls quickly across the floor away from the doctor.

"Now, turn around and craw veeery fast back!" says the doctor.

The woman turns around and quickly crawls back to the doctor.

The doctor responds, "I know what you probrem is. You have Ed Zachary disease."

The womans stares at the doctor and says "Ed Zachary disease, what the hell is that?"

The doctor responds, "You face look ed zachary like you a$$!"