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To: bob who wrote (4522)	11/11/1998 12:50:00 PM
From: proud dad	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4736

What is going on?

To: bob who wrote (4522)	11/11/1998 4:41:00 PM
From: SOROS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4736

I've been asked what is going on. Here's what I think. It was discovered that the EM-Sounder doesn't detect anything other than metal to a depth of 2 inches. In his frustration over being found out, Stamm began hitting Ebeling in the head with the bloody machine. When he accidentally pressed the "on" button, to his surprise, hair began to grow out of Ebeling's head. Ebeling, seeing this golden opportunity, grabbed his handy, dandy, X14 paintball double automatic street sweeper and pointed it at Stamm demanding the Sounder be turned over. Stamm, being the quick thinker that he is, immediately "Soundered" Ebeling where it hurts most -- it is a well known fact that Ebeling has been impotent for 10 years. This caused an uncontrollable "rise" in Ebeling, if you know what I mean. The sheer shock of seeing this event for the first time in 10 years overwhelmed Ebeling, and he passed out. Stamm got on the phone and called his old friends at KCAP, the revolutionary cancer cure company. Ebeling came to, and with his skillful charm and wit, got Stamm and Boonen to agree to merge the three companies. Upcoming ad campaign: "Are you an old bald fat fart with a broken power drill and a tumor? Dr. Stamm's new "PETER-HT" (PenisEnlargingTumorErasingResonanceHairTonic) will fix all that ails you. One treatment is all it takes. Plus, Dr. Stamm's machine will tell you if you have any metal located anywhere in your body (as long as it's within 2 inches of the epidermal layer). Also, the first 100 customers will be included as "extras" in one of the company's upcoming Major Motion Pictures -- "I was an old bald fat fart with a broken power drill and a tumor" or "Paintball Woody". Ebeling commented, "We are extremely pleased to have signed Elvis Presley for a ten picture contract!" I remain, SOROS ps the above is simply a hallucination of a delusional paranoid fabrication