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To: Shoot1st who wrote (2871)	11/17/1998 4:58:00 PM
From: Capt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

A young farmer named Shootinfist is newly married and the couple can't get enough sex. Just before leaving the house for the fields at dawn they have sex, and when he returns home at evening they have another go before and after supper and maybe a couple more during the night. The problem is during the day: the fields are a long way from the house and the young man loses so much time traveling home and back again at noon that he decides to consult the town's doctor about what to do. "Easiest thing in the world, Shootinfist" says the doctor. "You take your rifle out with you every day don't you? Well when you feel like you're in the mood for some lovin' just fire a shot into the air as a signal to your wife for her to come out to you. That way you won't lose any workin' time." Shootinfist tries this and it seems to work pretty good for a while. One day though the doctor stops by the house to pay a visit and he notices Shootinfist sitting alone inside looking very morose. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Didn't my idea work? And where's your wife?" "Oh, it worked" says Shootinfist. Whenever I got in the mood I fired off a shot like you said and Beckie'd come runnin'. Then we'd find a secluded place and do it after which Beckie'd go back home." "So what's the problem?," asked the doc. "Well I think I overdid it, Doc. I ain't seen hide nor hair of Beckie since the huntin' season got started!"