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To: Teri Skogerboe who wrote (26239)	11/14/1998 8:11:00 AM
From: Duker	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 70976

<< I hear the dart throwing monkey is up 33% on the year, but he's holding out on his contract for next year. He wants more bananas, because he feels that it's all because of his throwing technique :-) John >> No need to re-hire the primate. I have a computer model that simulates his throwing style perfectly. Unfortunately, it only runs well on a 4-way Xeon workstation that my "7 Days of Inventory Friends" promise will be forthcoming before the massive meteor shower. Once I get it up and running, I hope to unveil my next two offerings that are based on the throwing motions of guerillas (great for high-multiple, large-cap stock selection) and baboons (great for any internet related picks where DCF analysis is just too slippery). --Duker