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To: jlallen who wrote (14889)11/14/1998 11:36:00 AM
From: Johannes Pilch  Respond to of 67261
 
>Johannes. He'll never understand that post. You should have translated it into "moron" first. JLA<

(grin) Indeed yes. I had considered it, but unfortunately have had a terrible time learning the language. Here is the one area where liberals repeatedly have bested me.



To: jlallen who wrote (14889)11/14/1998 11:54:00 AM
From: Les H  Respond to of 67261
 
How to Rid the World of Disease by Backuptrck

Noel Harrison: Hello.

David Frost: Well, last week we showed you how to become a
gynaecologist. And this week on 'How to do it' we're
going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an
atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to
irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of
land cultivatable, but first, here's Mr. Backuptrck to
tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.

Backuptrck: Hello, David, Noel.

David Frost: Hello, Backuptrck.

Backuptrck: Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a
marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical
profession really starts to take notice of you, you can
jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get
everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever
again.

David Frost: Thanks, Backuptrck. Great idea. How to play the flute.
(picking up a flute) Well here we are. You blow there and
you move your fingers up and down here.

Noel Harrison: Great, great, Interviewer. Well, next week we'Ll be
showing you how black and white people can live
together in peace and harmony, and David Frost will be
over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians
and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio.

David Frost: Bye.

Backuptrck: Bye.

(Children's music.)

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