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To: Nite-Man who wrote (2878)	11/15/1998 12:22:00 PM
From: Capt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

A guy named Nite-Man from the North East went hunting in Colorado. Late in the afternoon on opening day, the game warden came to his camp and saw a deer he had shot right between the eyes. The game warden commented, "you sure are a good shot." "Yeah," replied Nite-Man, "all North Easterners know how to hunt." The next day the same game warden came to the same camp and found a big elk hanging. It was shot right between the eyes. The warden said to the guy from the North East, "you boys sure do know how to hunt and shoot." Nite-Man said, "yep, I told you everybody from the North East knows how to hunt. Well, I got a bear tag I'm gonna fill tommorrow." The warden wished him luck and vowed to return and see if the North Easterner would succeed. The next day the game warden came to the camp where he saw a big bear shot through both front paws and right between the eyes. The game warden asked Nite-Man how he had shot the bear in the hands, and he replied, "well when that bright light hit his eyes, he covered his face with both hands!"

To: Nite-Man who wrote (2878)	11/17/1998 4:40:00 PM
From: Capt	Respond to of 30928

Nit-Wit says to the doctor, "you gotta do something about these hemroids there killing me." The doctor tells the guy, "take these suppositories for a week and you'll be fine." After arriving home Nit-Wit asks his wife how to take the suppositories, the wife says,"I guess with water." About 6 days go bye and the man returns to the doctor and says, "I just cant take the pain anymore it's been 6 days and the pain is worse. These suppositories havent done a thing for me, for all the good they did I may as well just shoved them up my ass."