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To: cody andre who wrote (15002)	11/15/1998 10:20:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

Proposed Asteroid Defense Gains Support In the wake of last week's announcement that a meteor storm threatens the Earth's communications satellites this coming Wednesday, Sow Borning Medical Industries, today, announced plans for an asteroid defense system that would utilize silicon breast implants. Said a spokesman for Sow Borning, "Sales of silicon breast implants have been sagging since it was discovered they cause cancer. We have hundreds of thousands of these things that we have been trying to get rid of." Sow Borning's plan is to take their present stock of silicon implants and create a 'breast' the size of a house. The Space Shuttle would then send it on a collision course with the asteroid. When they collide, the asteroid would be 'bounced' into deep space away from the earth. NASA scientists say they need some time to feel the idea out.