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To: ERRAFF who wrote (2408)	11/15/1998 8:30:00 PM
From: ColleenB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7514

this one's for you father..... Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns were lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." OK." says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next Nun admits that, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK." says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into Heaven,"Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her butt in it!"

To: ERRAFF who wrote (2408)	11/15/1998 8:37:00 PM
From: ColleenB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7514

and another one for the father..... Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car!"