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To: REW who wrote (9930)11/17/1998 8:53:00 PM
From: Dixie7777  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 44908
 
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their
adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,
hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We war ina tarible storm, and I be swept overboard.
Sharks be acomin' an as me men be pulling me out, a shark bites me leg
off".

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We war boarding an enemy and the battle

war
fierce. Me hand were cut off but I picked up me sword with me left and
kilt
the sea-rat."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"I were checkin' the weather an' a seagull were flyin' o'er at that
very
moment", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked
incredulously.

"Arrr..Well..." said the pirate, "..it were me first day with me hook."