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To: treetopflier who wrote (898)	11/18/1998 4:23:00 PM
From: orkrious	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

> Miss Bea was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and > kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in > the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited > him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing > her old pump organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting > on top of it filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, > a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! > Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something..but he certainly could not > mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea > and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his > curiosity about the bowl of water and strange floater, but soon it got > the better of him and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea" he > said,"I wonder if you would tell me about this"...pointing to the > bowl. "Oh, yes"she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking > downtown last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it > on the organ and keep it wet and it would prevent disease. And, you > know, I think it is working. I haven't had cold all winter."