To: Glenn D. Rudolph who wrote (26762 ) 11/18/1998 6:47:00 PM From: Jan Crawley Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 164684
Glenn, hope this will cheer your up a little.Mars vs. Venus or whatever The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. * Ann Bancroft Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. * Bill Cosby Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. * Benjamin Franklin My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. * Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. * Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. * Milton Berle I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. * George Burns When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. * Elaine Boosler Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner My wife's credit card was stolen but I had not noticed because the thief was spending less than my wife did. Ille Nastase After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you. "The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.