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To: Barney who wrote (903)11/18/1998 9:01:00 PM
From: Gordon Quickstad  Respond to of 2733
 
Prince Charles visits Camilla

Prince Charles buys a new car and is excited to drive over and show it to Camilla. As he slows down to park, her little dog runs out, and even though the Prince slams on the brakes, he can't avoid running over the dog. A small brass urn rolls out from under the seat and he reaches down and grasps it. He rubs it trying to make out what it is. Out pops a Genie who says, "I've sure been cooped up in there a long time! You may have a wish.". Charles tells him about the dog and asks the Genie to bring it back to life. "This is a heavy car, and I'm not sure I can even scrape it off the cobblestones, let alone bring it back to life! Please ask another wish". Charles thinks a moment and says "Then make Camilla beautiful." The Genie hesitates and then says "Let's take another look at the dog."