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To: heraclitus who wrote (23130)11/18/1998 9:38:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 116871
 
Subject: Yellow Alert /11/11/64

Memorandum To: All Personnel.

From: Regional Director, D.N.D. N.O.R.A.D Headquarters.

Item: mice in control room.

In the future all land attacks signalled by the D.E.W. system
that call for a deployment of cats due to incursions of mus
musculi into the sector are not grounds for a Yellow Alert.
Mice are not known to be trainable as Soviet Agents and at any
rate can not serve as transport for Nuclear Weapons, which are
our main concern. Mice can in no way affect the computer affect
the computer affect the computer and are no cause for czxdfgqerqweqrerwbgjhty.

Wing Commander Fenway X. Parker,
Regional Director and Response Co-Ordinator,
NORAD Command,
Division Headquarters,
D.N.D.
Kokomo, Colorado.