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To: Who, me? who wrote (921)	11/19/1998 6:38:00 PM
From: Joseph Strohsahl	Respond to of 2733

A few funny ones: members.xoom.com After reading these...visit "The Lobby". Joe

To: Who, me? who wrote (921)	11/19/1998 6:48:00 PM
From: Amots	Respond to of 2733

And one more: Q: What is white and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: Pit-Bull

To: Who, me? who wrote (921)	11/20/1998 11:03:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Aspirin A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled." "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!" "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"