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To: The Osprey who wrote (3157)	11/19/1998 10:54:00 PM
From: Savant	Respond to of 4201

Have to use that one in the shallow water.<g>

To: The Osprey who wrote (3157)	11/20/1998 12:02:00 AM
From: Apex	Respond to of 4201

Just ROTFLMAO

To: The Osprey who wrote (3157)	11/20/1998 6:02:00 AM
From: Savant	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 4201

Why did the chicken cross the road? TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,the chicken DID NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?" FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual security. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking the question denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it. SAVANT: It was too chicken to stay on the other side. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken