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To: marcos who wrote (1)11/20/1998 9:09:00 AM
From: Intrepid1  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 159
 
Hey Dude don't make it bad
take a bad stock and make it better.

purething



To: marcos who wrote (1)11/20/1998 3:51:00 PM
From: ColleenB  Respond to of 159
 
ROTFLMAO....I'm not sure if I like yours or Purething's best... such comedians!!!! (purething's musical score is better....)



To: marcos who wrote (1)11/20/1998 8:06:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 159
 
When I came of age, a stock tout called me to his side
he said, "Son, you're growing up now,
Pretty soon you'll take a ride..."

And then he said,

Just because you've become a young man now,
there's still some things that you don't understand now,
Naysayers blow and you need to take a stand now,
Just trust in me and I'll hold your hand now,

That poltroon told me,

I shouldn't shop around, no, no, I shouldn't shop around.

He brought a deal that smelled like gym socks now,
He said the deal was really gonna rock now,
He said this deal was ten bagger lock now,
Please get my jewelry and put it into hock now,

That anus told me,

No need to shop around, no, no, no need to shop around.

He said don't wait, I just had to commit now,
that if I missed it I'd be a nit-wit now,
to just get in, and not to worry 'bout the exit now,
that it was poised to launch straight into orbit now,

The hypester told me,

Don't try to shop around, no, no, don't try to shop around.

The stock took off to the moon like he said now,
As it topped out I bought with all of my bread now,
And then it tanked and so now I am dead now,
But before I die, I'm gonna shoot him in the head now,

Mr. Tipster told me,

We have your money now, and thanks a lot, we have your money now.

woo, woo, we have your money now.