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To: rics who wrote (11)	11/20/1998 9:31:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 365

I figure we need a little humor so I stole this from "Laughter is the best medicine" << Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made to borrow the gun. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response? "Thaw the chicken" >>

To: rics who wrote (11)	11/26/1998 8:39:00 AM
From: WEBNATURAL	Respond to of 365

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I'm passin' it on! HIC! FRUITCAKE 1 cup water 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey to taste for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat. Take an electric mixer, and beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay, cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two legs and add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice, and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.