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To: BamaReb who wrote (6349)11/23/1998 9:19:00 AM
From: Larry Voyles  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Somebody ripped you off for five whole bucks? Hell, son, there ain't been no cover charge at that place for fifteen years. Most of the folks in that room don't have two one-dollar bills to rub together.

Did you pay the toothless guy sitting by the door with the eyes that look in different directions? That's Laverne, Thelma's idiot boy. He sits there every night trying to rip off some ignorant yankees or Alabama rednecks. Looks like he found one.

I was in the kitchen while the twins were on stage. I can't eat and watch them perform at the same time. I would explain how we're related, but the family tree gets into an endless loop. Suffice it to say that I'm my own uncle.

BTW, I only drove the Dart because I didn't want to show off. I would have taken the Pinto, but it would have been really crass to rub my wealth in everybody's face like that. Nice thing about those Dodge Darts is the tank-like construction and the solid metal dashboard. You can't dent those things to save your life. You get killed in that car, they just hose off the blood and brains and sell it to the next guy.

How do both of them get into that little car of yours at the same time?

Didn't you see the horse trailer and forklift by the stage door?