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To: jbe who wrote (15721)11/23/1998 6:51:00 PM
From: mrknowitall  Respond to of 67261
 
jbe - After struggling for over an hour to make a connection from where I am, I finally get on at 9600Bps and look what I find after nearly a week away:

:-Ptttthhhhhhp!

(In response to one of Johannes' shortest posts, ever!)

- your minds are gone! <vbg>

Must of been the meteor shower.

Later - this is costing a fortune!

Mr. K.



To: jbe who wrote (15721)11/23/1998 7:44:00 PM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
New Pink Panther Movie to Star Ken Starr and James Carville

MGM Studios today announced that they have just finished filming a brand new Pink Panther movie entitled "The Tail of the Pink Panther". The role of Chief Inspector Clouseau will be played by Ken Starr and the role of the maniac, Clouseau obsessed , Dreyfus will be played by James Carville.

In 'The Tail of the Pink Panther' the world famous Inspector Clouseau is once again hot on the trail of the notorious Pink Panther whom Clouseau believes has committed perjury. While Clouseau bumbles along through his investigation he is completely oblivious to the repeated attempts on his life by the the crazed Dreyfus. In one exchange between the two characters Clouseau says, "I am looking for a man who was seen playing the seix-a-pheaun."

Dreyfus, puzzled asks, "Sex on the Phone?"

Clouseau repeats, "Seix-a-pheaun. I am looking for a man who was seen playing the seix-a-pheaun."

Dreyfus barks back, "You mean Saxophone you idiot!"

Says Clouseau, "Yes, Saxophone, that is what I have been saying."

Dreyfus, played by Carville, then begins having nervous muscle spasms, while one of his eyes begins blinking uncontrollably. He then begins yelling, "Kill him! Kill Him! I hate you Clouseau, I want you dead!"

The film's director told BNN , "Carville was a natural. His hate for Clouseau (played by Ken Starr) was so real I sometimes felt that he wasn't acting."

The Tail of the Pink Panther should be in theaters by mid-march.