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To: Jim Fitzgerald who wrote (8759)11/27/1998 11:01:00 PM
From: Kelvin Taylor  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14266
 
Not so fast, Jim. I only invest in established companies after seeing them on CNBC.

You have to follow the standard protocol first in order to be a successful internet company. Here's what you do:

1)Go ahead and start selling your tulips. Doesn't matter if you can't sell any...just pretend to be trying.

2)Report four quarters of losses each one being worst than the previous one.

3) File for your IPO using the .com in your name. Find a well-known investment banker who will appear on CNBC and hype the stock.

4) Submitted some great news about how your company will become profitable in the year 2050.

After that I may consider your Tulipbulb.com stock. I need to make at least 500% gain in two days for it to be worth it.

Kelvin

P.S. BTW selling a few books along with the bulbs would help a lot. Just ask BAMM and AMZN on how to get stared. :o)

P.S.S. This will be the last OFF TOPIC internet post from me on this board. I'll resume writing about the subject THQI next time.