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Pastimes : ISOMAN AND HIS CAVE OF SOLITUDE -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ISOMAN who wrote (66)12/2/1998 3:01:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Respond to of 539
 
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Let's hope investors can keep the market alight!

Thanks for posting, "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" by Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)



To: ISOMAN who wrote (66)12/2/1998 4:14:00 PM
From: ztect  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 539
 
>> ---------------------------------
>>>>>THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
>>>>
>>>> AGE DRINK
>>>> 17 beer
>>>> 25 beer
>>>> 35 vodka
>>>> 48 double vodka
>>>> 66 Maalox
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> SEDUCTION LINE
>>>> 17 My parents are away for the weekend.
>>>> 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
>>>> 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
>>>> 48 My wife is away for the weekend.
>>>> 66 My second wife is dead.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> FAVORITE SPORT
>>>> 17 sex
>>>> 25 sex
>>>> 35 sex
>>>> 48 sex
>>>> 66 napping
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
>>>> 17 "tongue"
>>>> 25 "breakfast"
>>>> 35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
>>>> 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
>>>> 66 "Got home alive."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> FAVORITE FANTASY
>>>> 17 getting to third
>>>> 25 airplane sex
>>>> 35 menage a trois
>>>> 48 taking the company public
>>>> 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> HOUSE PET
>>>> 17 roaches
>>>> 25 stoned-out college roommate
>>>> 35 Irish setter
>>>> 48 children from his first marriage
>>>> 66 Barbi
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>>>> 17 25
>>>> 25 35
>>>> 35 48
>>>> 48 66
>>>> 66 17
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> IDEAL DATE
>>>> 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
>>>> 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
>>>> 35 "Just come over."
>>>> 48 "Just come over and cook."
>>>> 66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
>>>>
>>>> AGE DRINK
>>>> 17 Wine Coolers
>>>> 25 White wine
>>>> 35 Red wine
>>>> 48 Dom Perignon
>>>> 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
>>>> 17 Need to wash my hair
>>>> 25 Need to wash and condition my hair
>>>> 35 Need to color my hair
>>>> 48 Need to have Francois color my hair
>>>> 66 Need to have Francois color my wig
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> FAVORITE SPORT
>>>> 17 shopping
>>>> 25 shopping
>>>> 35 shopping
>>>> 48 shopping
>>>> 66 shopping
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
>>>> 17 "Burger King"
>>>> 25 "Free meal"
>>>> 35 "A diamond"
>>>> 48 "A bigger diamond"
>>>> 66 "Home Alone"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> FAVORITE FANTASY
>>>> 17 tall, dark and handsome
>>>> 25 tall, dark and handsome with money
>>>> 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
>>>> 48 a man with hair
>>>> 66 a man
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> HOUSE PET
>>>> 17 Muffy the cat
>>>> 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
>>>> 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
>>>> 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the
>>>> Cat
>>>> 66... Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
>>>> Muffy the Cat
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>>>> 17 17
>>>> 25 25
>>>> 35 35
>>>> 48 48
>>>> 66 66
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> IDEAL DATE
>>>> 17 He offers to pay
>>>> 25 He pays
>>>> 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
>>>> 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the
>>>> kids
>>>> 66 He can chew breakfast