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To: treetopflier who wrote (962)	11/30/1998 2:30:00 PM
From: Robert C. Petersen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Treetopflier, All the stuff you just quoted sounds like Jack Handey...if so, think you should give him credit even if he is no longer on this planet...he will come back to haunt you...and if he doesn't...I WILL......nysebob2

To: treetopflier who wrote (962)	12/1/1998 12:37:00 AM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Identity Concealed A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied... "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize." Karin