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To: Savant who wrote (3219)12/3/1998 6:26:00 PM
From: Colin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4201
 
Make mine a cafe au coors please...draught with a touch of salt.

You know those shows where people call in
and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice
there's always like 18% "I don't know". It costs 90
cents to call up and vote...They're voting "I don't
know."
"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give
me the phone. (Into phone) I DON'T KNOW!
(hangs up, looking proud) Sometimes you have
to stand up for what you believe you're not sure
about."

This guy probably calls up phone sex girls for
$2.95 to say "I'm not in the mood."

Answering Machine:

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive
messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi,
It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I
hope you are too. The thought for the day is
'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD
clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your
test is back. Stop sharing the love."